Friday, July 24, 2015
In Which I Review Under the Dome (3x6)
--Queen Bee is "not of this earth, but something very foreign." Please just use the word "alien." Come on; we all know they are aliens.
--Anthropologists were hired to find fragments of a meteor that fell to earth. I really don't think Under the Dome has any idea what anthropologists do.
--The drawing Junior found: what are they plans of? A way to reach the aliens still up in space who need to come to Chester's Mill? A way to bring down the Dome? The next orgy?
--"We mean no harm, but we will defend ourselves." What does 'mean no harm' even mean to you then, Queen Bee? Cause lots-o-people have died.
--Why has Joey been totally unaffected and why did Norrie snap out of it? Please don't say true love.
--Queen Bee orders Eva to have sex with Barbie. How romantic.
--RIP Barlie? No more BBQ-ing I guess.
--"I've seen the movie, Mrs. Spock." I'm going to pretend Under the Dome did not just riff on "Wrath of Khan."