Friday, July 3, 2015
In Which I Review Under The Dome (3x3)
--"What was it like for you when I was dead?" Really, Julia? You couldn't just start with a "hi honey. Glad you're alive."
--Joey gave an actual Matrix reference. The writers are reading my blog, aren't they?
--Queen Bee to Gollum: "YOU HAD ONE JOB!"
--Why is Big Jim being followed by a dog? I don't get this. But I don't get anything.
--Hunter + Norrie = Horrie. I have spoken.
--Sam is going to run the support group? The guy who brutally murdered a teenage girl less than two weeks ago? We think this is a good idea??
--"We are what we do." Thank you Queen Bee for that lovely psychobabble-new-age-philosophy. To bad it's nonsense.
--Did someone put out the fire at Junior's house? Doesn't that waste precious water?
--RIP Gollum. I guess.
--No seriously. Why the hell are they staring at the moon?