Tuesday, August 12, 2014
In Which I Review Under the Dome (2x7)
Best delivered line of the night, in my opinion. Rivals Darth Vadar. I have no idea what is going on with this show anymore; in fact, I'm willing to bet that I never knew what was going on with this show. Time travel. Portals between cities. Cave of mystery. Supposedly dead relatives not being dead anymore. People going crazy. Just another week in Chester's Mill, I suppose. In this week's episode "Going Home," we finally learn what's at the bottom of the Cave of Death. Hint: it is not death. I think I said a few posts ago that if the Cave of Death had a way out of the Dome I was going to freak. Well, the Cave of Death does have a way out of the Dome but I'm not freaking. Why? Because of course it does. I shouldn't be surprised. They've been hinting all season that there is another town somewhere where all our questions will receive "answers." Answers is in quotation marks because I honestly wonder if the writers and producers know what an answer is.
--Melanie and Junior wake up in each others arms. No. Just...no
--"There's something so much darker in him." Gee, you think?
--Max No-Last-Name shout out!
--What is the red door in the ground? Why is there a red door in the ground? Does it take people back to the Dome?
--NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (because reasons)