Friday, August 28, 2015
--Julia found a single strand of Queen Bee's hair in a barn full of hay. Because she's the plucky young reporter, guys!
--I honestly don't care about Uhura learning her father is a pixel bug and that her pseduo-father Benton has been lying to her. Why should I care about these people at all?
--If the super drug with Queen Bee's DNA causes brain damage in Junior, I'd think that was a plus not a con.
--Barbie is going to save the Eva he "used to know." What? You never knew Eva. The Eva you "knew" was in a fake dream world fueled by purple cocoon goop! What an absurd line.
--"I'm helping to deliver your baby with another woman."
--RIP Random Military Man. RIP Eva.
Friday, August 21, 2015
"You back-stabbing ass!" Joe, Sam killed your sister! Less than a week ago! Why would you ever trust him to begin with? Honestly, this is your own fault.
--Whistling causes the amethyst to glow. Still doesn't explain why the Borg Collective of Chester's Mill has been whistling all this time.
--Hunter and Uhrua got their flirt on.
--There are still 2,000 under the Dome? Are we sure about that? Because I don't think that's right at all.
--The opening monologue now states that the Dome fell 4 weeks ago. Man, hell of a month, eh?
--Apparently TLK didn't work all the way because Barbie and his infection are in a dormant phase. So TLK is not a catch all, cure all? OMG, quick! Someone tell OUAT before I have to suffer through Season 5!
--RIP White Clothed Virgins; RIP Midwife Lady.
Friday, August 14, 2015
--"George and Ringo just torched the Aktion house." Big Jim is now being used only for snappy one-liners. I think I'm okay with that.
--Who needs a pregnancy test when you have a glowing rock!
--"Kinship phone home." Norrie, don't ever change.
--"I thought you were my mate." Junior continues to be Little Crazypants and think that woman who sleep with him want to be his life partner. Look out, Queen Bee! He could lock you in a bomb shelter like he did with Angie.
--True. Love's. Kiss. (I vomit profusely)
--"Who hooks up with the guy who killed her husband?" OMG THANK YOU BARBIE.
Friday, August 7, 2015
--There is something ironic about this weeks title given my own breaking point with this show.
--Eva is going to end up pregnant, isn't she?
--"We have to go!"
"Where?! We are under a dome!" This is why Norrie is still the only good character.
--So no Apocalypse at all? Not even a little bit?
--The Dome is going to calcify. Queen Bee used up all the energy in the crystals and Oxytocin to heal herself. Gibberish. Absolute gibberish.
--"We need to kill them all." Finally, Queen Bee and I agree on something.
--"A cripple, two horny teenagers and a plucky newspaper girl?" OMG. Big Jim, have you been reading my blog?